I can't imagine that I'll never get to fuck you
After all the years of sex I turned down
The other dollies were always longshots at best
But one screw from you seemed like a pretty safe bet
And I'd have followed you to Portland or Prague
I would've given up and gotten a real job
I can't imagine how I'll ever get to fuck you
Finally got free, then you shot me down
So I wrote this searing masterpiece, so what's new?
When will the comfort I seek ever be found?
I'd gladly follow it to Portland or Prague
I'd fertilize an egg or two and get a real job
Do you imagine that I'll ever get to fuck you?
Do you imagine that I'll ever get to?
I can't imagine that I'll never get to fuck you
Yet I can't imagine how I'll ever get to